Within a display cabinet on the third floor of the MCG rests a vibrant pink outfit worn by the entertainer. His performance in front of a hundred thousand spectators was seen as a major hit.
You might not enjoy Robbie Williams. You might think he is the ultimate present to music in history. Alternatively, you may hold a middle ground, acknowledging that some songs are excellent while others are terrible.
The point being is that amusement can be delivered diversely. You like what you like. There is not a single method to produce music or even five-day cricket.
The Peerless Spectrum of The Long Game
Test cricket boasts peerless complexity. One struggles to think of another sport where the playing is so dictated by external factors.
The elements, the session, the red ball – the variables are numerous. Above all is the playing surface.
If Test cricket is an artistic pursuit, the strip is the canvas on which the players create their art.
An Abstract Contest: The Melbourne Spectacle
The recent Melbourne match between Australia and England was the game deconstructed, the established format dismantled and reconstructed in an unusual manner.
Let's be clear, this isn't a justification of the surface which resulted in a triumph and the second two-day Test of the Ashes battle.
Leaving 10mm of grass on the surface, causing numerous dismissals being taken in less than six sessions, is not a balanced duel between batter and bowler.
A Varied History: The Essence of Test Cricket
But any idea this was a inferior show, one that should be footnoted as illegitimate, is mistaken.
The format is a diverse canvas, a long history and counting. On occasion, like in Melbourne, the cricket ball does all sorts for the pace bowlers. Sometimes, it turns square on a dry surface. Sometimes, the pitch is flat as a pancake, other times it bounces unevenly.
The close matches are all the more thrilling because of the time committed elsewhere.
Adaptation: The Real Challenge
Some factors are tolerated more freely than others.
The debate in Melbourne was that the balance was weighted unfairly towards the bowlers. That the best players were unable from demonstrating their skill.
This level of cricket is about problem solving – reading the situation and adapting appropriately. The top two individual innings were made by recognized batters. One line-up was less disciplined than the other, and thus lost.
Pure Elation: The Supporters' View
Go and inform the supporters who have endured years of defeat that this lacked spectacle.
In a corner of the MCG, thousands celebrated and created an atmosphere, fostering a party atmosphere in a bastion of sport.
There was optimism as the bowlers excelled, impetus when the top order scored quickly, and pure joy when the victory was confirmed.
Polar Opposites: The Spectrum of Test Matches
The venue has previous experience with controversial surfaces. In the past, a Test there featured a strip with the character of a a damp squib.
That contest was a grind, with minimal action and slow play. The two-day game and that slow Test are diametrically opposed points of the spectrum – one is not more perfect, yet significance can be attached to each.
Deep into the series into the ongoing battle, it is the shortest games that will remain iconic in the history books.
"It's not the death of the format at all," said a past champion. "The people who have been lucky enough to see these short time have been given some genuine drama. Different entertainment."
Signs of Progress: A Glimmer of Hope
In the preparation to this Test, the captain talked like a man carrying the weight of the world on his mind.
The team responded for him, bringing back the smile to his persona.
New faces performed with crucial roles. These are baby steps, not nearly enough to guarantee long-term stability, but a foundation to build on.
In the end, this triumph joins other memorable performances in similar circumstances.
As the fans left into a beautiful night, the team congregated on the field to start their own festivities.
Enjoy the drink, lads. It's well deserved.